Following an unproductive discussion in a Vodaphone shop about their new broadband service yesterday, our home phone rang this morning.
“Hello, this is Vodaphone Technical Sales Team in Manchester. I’m 'Jessica' and I’m calling to answer the questions you had yesterday….”
“…..No, our new router doesn’t have a maker’s name or model number. It has our logo on the front.”
“…..I can’t tell you how many working ADSL sockets it has…. It has some on the back. You won’t be able to use them ‘cos it’s WiFi.”
“…..You’d need to have a new phone line installed. We’d send a Vodaphone engineer out to you and he’d change your number. He’ll dial out using the new number – and that will be that."
“…..Do you have a working phone line installed at your place just now?”
“Hello, this is Vodaphone Technical Sales Team in Manchester. I’m 'Jessica' and I’m calling to answer the questions you had yesterday….”
“…..No, our new router doesn’t have a maker’s name or model number. It has our logo on the front.”
“…..I can’t tell you how many working ADSL sockets it has…. It has some on the back. You won’t be able to use them ‘cos it’s WiFi.”
“…..You’d need to have a new phone line installed. We’d send a Vodaphone engineer out to you and he’d change your number. He’ll dial out using the new number – and that will be that."
“…..Do you have a working phone line installed at your place just now?”
".....Why are you laughing?"
“….What do you mean ‘Am I blonde’? How did you know that…..?”
“….What do you mean ‘Am I blonde’? How did you know that…..?”
:smileyfrustrated:
