Shower Thoughts

[John]

'Shower Thoughts' are great, yet I've never had a platform to express my love for them 

Thankfully the Off Topic section of the Community has given me this space! (probably unfortunate for everybody else )

Here's some of the better ones I've thought I've come across.

- The yellow capsules inside Kinder eggs are supposed to be the yoke of an egg.

- Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

- If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts does that make you weak or strong? (Maybe a bit silly).

- When you bite down on something, you're actually biting up because you can't move your top jaw.

- If an alarm is going off, it's actually on.

- Why do people confuse left and right, but not up and down?

As this is one of my favourite hobbies - please add them down below!

[Mark]

This isn't a shower thought, but to answer @hrym My older sister hasn't got past the shouting on a mobile phone. Sometimes I actually think I could hear her without using my phone. She reminds me of the guy with the giant phone in Trigger happy TV 

[Getafix]

The one I usually use regularly,

"Common sense is not Common"

[Angieandkiki]

Why can't you sneeze with your eyes open......a question I can't answer