@Ben:
None of those suggestions work for me unfortunately. Also, nobody's been "attacked". It is our right to criticise someone and question their motive, it's called 'freedom of speech'. Therefore, although my own wording could have been a tad more diplomatic, nobody has been 'attacked' on here, least of all members of your tech team, so can you please stop the chest beating as it only adds to the frustration on here.
I have to say that if every member of your tech team followed your lead, there would be less criticism. Your post, although it doesn't help resolve my issue, explains perfectly the need for regular postings of the firmware FAQs on such a busy thread.
Clear communication, and a swift update, that's all we ask for.